How is Sri Lanka when you have plenty of US $ in your pocket?
I hope you will maintain the same believe that your father is a clean man like many other people in Bhutan believe. Well, everybody thinks I can’t get dirty, so I played a clean game by sending you for MBBS on half scholarship and later declaring it as full-scholarship. Don’t worry; nobody knows the game I play. It’s clean.
Sometimes you are very difficult. You wrote so many letters asking for pocket money despite the handsome stipend in USD. Money is not the problem, but I don’t simply have the time to run to banks as often as you’ve wanted. I have letters to write; that’s the only thing I can do well as a minister. Therefore until you finish your MBBS course, I have designed a handsome annual package of Nu. 3,00,000 for every medical student, which mean Nu. 2.1 million for you in your seven years course. Are you happy now? See, now I don’t have to run to banks any more.
With so much money to dance on, I don’t think you can concentrate on your medical training, but don’t worry. By the time you return I will ask the corrupted health ministry to send a HA to teach you the basics of medicine.
Though your stipend can fund 100 HAs only one HA is enough to make you look like a doctor.
Ok kanchee, now I will have to stop here because I have to write letters. Otherwise people will think I am doing nothing as a minister. Please send me the latest Oxford dictionary if you find one. I have to use the strangest words to scare people and maintain my status as the Shakespeare of the East.
You loving father, who would do anything for you,
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