Dear Directors and my old friends of the RUB,
We are required to submit nominations of University Teachers for recognition of commitment and excellence urgently. It is urgent because my second superannuation time is approaching and I fear that I may have to retire very soon and there will remain no post for me to preach my mindfulness and meditations practices. You all understand that I cannot give up this position of Vice Chancellorship easily, and therefore I am bringing this new idea with full hope from you and my old fellow mates to support me for another extension of my superannuation. Don’t worry my dear old fellow mates; although the name of the award sounds broad, I always have a hidden talent for setting criteria.
Once upon a time do you remember how I set the criteria for BIT course at Sherubtse? I am using the same idea here too. The Award will be considered under the following categories:
1. Long service
2. Outstanding academics
Look how smart I am to set category 1. It clearly disqualifies the present generation of young, energetic and competitive lecturers which many of you, my old fellow mates, have no match. No matter how much these young ones may be efficient in their teachings and commitments, I am wisely reserving the award for you my dear old fellows.
For category 2, we would like to ask the Director Generals/Directors of the Colleges as well as the Directors, Registrar and the Vice Chancellor of the University to nominate up to three persons using the following steps:
Step 1: Ask all faculty of the College to submit one candidate of her or his choice using the criteria in the attached form, to the Director General/Director confidentially. You have to fill the form with substantive evidences fulfilling each criterion. The nomination could be from your College or another College of the RUB.
Step 2: The Director and Deans to further screen and send three nominations to RUB Registrar before 12 noon of 12 December 2012.
See again how wise I am to set category 2. I am actually trying to make the nominations little bit open in step 1 including myself and then close it in step 2 by giving the full power to the Deans and Director at the college level. Don’t worry my old fellows they will listen to me whatever I say. Otherwise I will divert their posts to others or not pay their monthly allowances. Moreover in the attached form, I’ve set criteria on mindfulness and extra official responsibilities, which many of you, my old fellow mates, possess.
So my dear old fellows don’t worry too much for getting this award. Let’s raise our glass for this, “Cheers!”. Have a sound sleep and see you next time when you win the award. During that time I will arrange a grand dinner to cherish our past moments.
With warmest regards,
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