PM Rushes to Bhutan


The honourable Prime Minister made an emergency visit to Bhutan. A whistle-stop tour as they say. Upon alighting from the newly minted Tashi Air international plane, he spoke to important sycophants accompanying him, sycophantic VIPS receiving him and trampled upon sycophants of the civil aviation dept carrying his bags. Oh I forgot the clueless press people, bullied into sycophancy.

He said, “My schedule is so full with Nobel Prize of Orissa to meeting the king of Swaziland’s thirtieth senior most queen, and yet I must come to Bhutan.”

He explained he was back because his bodyguard cum advisor Ugyen Mini Wangchuk had sent him an urgent message by telegram. It read, ‘Am in cabinet meeting room. Stop. ministers beginning to shift in chairs. Stop. They looked for water. Stop. Was an excuse crafted by zimba. Stop. Real reason is revolt against honourable prime prime prime minister. Stop. Instigated by nandalal that intellectual. Stop. Deep deep deepest respect and love sir. Over and out.”

PM said, “I will not tolerate impudence of this sort. I expect them to sit in their cabinet meeting room chairs when I am away and simply sign papers I tell them to sign by long distance call.”

“The next time they look up I will be standing there to carve their eyes out. They dont need eyes to listen to my orders anyway.” he said. And then he hopped back on the plane to go to Bangkok on the way to brazil to Lithuania to Iraq and finally to Czechoslovakia and USSR to preach GNH and pick up awards.

Whats to happen in no longer existing countries like Czechoslovakia and USSR we don’t know. Maybe it’s a left over schedule from his time as a young super powerful civil servant.



Drukpa Kinley
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Drukpa Kinley, from the 1400s, is one of Bhutan's foremost saints and yogis. He was known for his crazy methods of enlightening other beings, which earned him the title "The Divine Madman".